Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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