i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
These tits shall not be calmed
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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