My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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