We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
