oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
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