Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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