i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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