I hope mine doesn't look like that
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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