ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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