It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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