Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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