I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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