Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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