My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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