At least make sure they are 18
Why
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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