Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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