I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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