I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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