Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Randomize
