i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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