I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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