yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
