Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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