I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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