I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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