So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Randomize
