I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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