Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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