your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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