I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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