You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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