the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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