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(410): View more from Maryland

I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk

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(517): View more from Michigan

Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...

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(515): View more from Iowa

theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass

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(248): View more from Michigan

i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.

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(779): View more from Illinois

I smell like gasoline and adventure.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me

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(630): View more from Illinois

Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE

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(858): View more from California

His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox

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