She said her name was "party"
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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