chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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