Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(702): View more from Nevada

I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore

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(443): View more from Maryland

I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

thanks for singing to me while i puked last night

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(908): View more from New Jersey

fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan

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(256): View more from Alabama

she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.

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(816): View more from Missouri

that would be two times in a week with two different guys.

(913): View more from Kansas

they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego

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(425): View more from Washington

P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.

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