i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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