He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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