We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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