i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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