is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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