I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
mondays should just be called national damage control day
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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