did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I FOUND THE LEGS
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
