Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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