What a fucking waste of an outfit
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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