He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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