I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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