She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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