We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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