How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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